'Tis the season when funeral directors trade their embalming tools for festive gratitude and come together to unwrap the unexpected gifts life (and death) throws our way. Here are the top 10 things funeral directors are thankful for this Thanksgiving.
#10- Coffee ☕️
Fueling funeral directors one pumpkin spiced latte at a time-- because even the dearly departed need us wide awake.
#9- Family Pre-Writes Obituary 📝
Who isn't thankful for when families embrace their inner Shakespeare when it comes to obituary writing???
#8- Police Escorts 👮♂️
Have you ever met someone that liked traffic? I have, but that's another story....moving on
#7- Answering Services ☎️
Because even funeral directors need a break from constant ringing-phones, not church bells....
#6- Hot Retort 🔥
Self-explanatory.
#5- Wide-Mouth Urns ⚱️
Luxurious, spill-free pouring
#4- Post-Funeral Lunch Leftovers 🥪
Turning grieving into a culinary experience, one sandwich at a time.
#3- Pre-Arrangements Already Done ✅
Forever. Thankful.
#2- First Floor Removals 🏠
Truly nothing better.
#1- Our Fans 🥇
The Mortuary Marketing team is most thankful for our fellow mortician fans. There is no other group of people who can show professional compassion while having fun at the same time. Thank you all for your support this year and hope you all have a wonderful and 'restful' Thanksgiving!!
-The Mortuary Marketing Team
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